Fireworks

The following is a list of the fireworks that were in my living room when I came home from work on Friday, June 29. The list was already typed so each can be announced before it's blown up on July 4. The order has yet to be determined. I am not involved OR responsible for any of this, yet I can't avoid it. Please don't do the math.

*INDCATES NEW FIREWORK FOR 2007
200 GRAMS

JUMP JIVE AND JAM
PARACHUTES OVER AMERICA
PLANET FIREWORKS
SONIC BOOMERS *
FIREWORKS OVER AMERICA
FUNKY FANTASY
WILD IMAGINATION
TOTAL TURBULANCE
LAND OF THE FREE
RANDOM ACTION *
HARD TO BEAT
BARREL OF BANGS
TAIL GATOR *
AWSOME ADVENTURE *
PURE PARTY
SERIOUS SPINOUT
WIDE OPEN
PYRO SPLASH
SKY CANDY
TENNESSEE KICKER
MORTAL KNIGHTS *
TEXAS RATTLESNAKE
GREASED LIGHTNING *
WILD AND CRAZY
NIGHT MAGIC
PUNK ROCKERS
CALIFORNIA ILLEGAL
WILD FIRE
ALL JACKED UP

500 GRAMS

PLANET FIREWORKS *
OPEN FIRE
COSMIC COLLISION
DEEP IMPACT
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
EAGlE FOCUS
LOUD AND ROWDY
FULL BLOWN TILT
NOT IN MY YARD
SKY QUAKE *
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POWER *
ENOUGH SAID *
MAGIC THUNDER /COSMIC COLLISION
BAD TO THE BONE
HOT STARS
SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
TOO HOT TO HANDLE - TOP GUNS

My Kitchen Table

When I left for work today, the table was oh so clean. I came home to find the following items on display:

2 plastic hangers
1 gallon water jug with grass clippings all over it.
Empty Michelina's microwave meal box - Stroganoff - with fork inside
Stick lighter for fireworks
6 pennies
notebook containing drawings
pencil sharpener
camoflauge boonie hat
9 pieces of unopened mail including flyers
National Geographic Magazine
Plastic wrapper that once contained a National Geographic
1 empty envelope of unknown origin that once contained correspondence
1 check stub
1 check plus check stub
Bottle of contact lense solution
Clipboard containing history of fireworks purchases and grading system.
2 transformers
Super Paper Mario Game Guide

Inventory

THE CONTENTS OF MY PURSE

Wet n wild megaslicks lip gloss
Maybelline lip gloss #710
3 Black pony tail holders
Pink cell phone
Bobbie Brown pressed powder compact warm natural 6
Albuterol inhaler
Mini bulldog clip
Video IPod, headphones and charger cord
Kroger receipt - $52.13
Altoids Curiously Chocolate Dark Chocolate Dipped Mints
Sharpie Ultra Fine Point - Navy Blue
Sharpie Ultra Fine Point - Black
Tide to Go instant stain remover
Red Tommy Hilfger change purse containing $8.23
Purple Conair folding brush w/mirror
Black Check Book
Fashion Cleaners receipt - $16.66
3 coupons for Avenue that will expire before I use them but I keep them just in case!
Costco receipt - $123.40
McAlister's Deli receipt - $24.96 - Employee lunch receipt I need to turn in!
Rainbow striped mini notebook
Prescription Sunglasses in a hard case
Shell Station receipt - $3.91
JC Penney receipt -$5.45
Green metal flip notebook cover and pad with pen
Burt's Beeswax honey lip balm
Journal Communications ball point pen
plastic wrapper that once contained a mint
Silver Wallet - I'll inventory that on another day.