My Kitchen Table

When I left for work today, the table was oh so clean. I came home to find the following items on display:

2 plastic hangers
1 gallon water jug with grass clippings all over it.
Empty Michelina's microwave meal box - Stroganoff - with fork inside
Stick lighter for fireworks
6 pennies
notebook containing drawings
pencil sharpener
camoflauge boonie hat
9 pieces of unopened mail including flyers
National Geographic Magazine
Plastic wrapper that once contained a National Geographic
1 empty envelope of unknown origin that once contained correspondence
1 check stub
1 check plus check stub
Bottle of contact lense solution
Clipboard containing history of fireworks purchases and grading system.
2 transformers
Super Paper Mario Game Guide