My Kitchen Table

When I left for work today, the table was oh so clean. I came home to find the following items on display:

2 plastic hangers
1 gallon water jug with grass clippings all over it.
Empty Michelina's microwave meal box - Stroganoff - with fork inside
Stick lighter for fireworks
6 pennies
notebook containing drawings
pencil sharpener
camoflauge boonie hat
9 pieces of unopened mail including flyers
National Geographic Magazine
Plastic wrapper that once contained a National Geographic
1 empty envelope of unknown origin that once contained correspondence
1 check stub
1 check plus check stub
Bottle of contact lense solution
Clipboard containing history of fireworks purchases and grading system.
2 transformers
Super Paper Mario Game Guide

Inventory

THE CONTENTS OF MY PURSE

Wet n wild megaslicks lip gloss
Maybelline lip gloss #710
3 Black pony tail holders
Pink cell phone
Bobbie Brown pressed powder compact warm natural 6
Albuterol inhaler
Mini bulldog clip
Video IPod, headphones and charger cord
Kroger receipt - $52.13
Altoids Curiously Chocolate Dark Chocolate Dipped Mints
Sharpie Ultra Fine Point - Navy Blue
Sharpie Ultra Fine Point - Black
Tide to Go instant stain remover
Red Tommy Hilfger change purse containing $8.23
Purple Conair folding brush w/mirror
Black Check Book
Fashion Cleaners receipt - $16.66
3 coupons for Avenue that will expire before I use them but I keep them just in case!
Costco receipt - $123.40
McAlister's Deli receipt - $24.96 - Employee lunch receipt I need to turn in!
Rainbow striped mini notebook
Prescription Sunglasses in a hard case
Shell Station receipt - $3.91
JC Penney receipt -$5.45
Green metal flip notebook cover and pad with pen
Burt's Beeswax honey lip balm
Journal Communications ball point pen
plastic wrapper that once contained a mint
Silver Wallet - I'll inventory that on another day.